Sunday, May 27, 2012

The End.

I've listened to much of Mr. Jacob R Possin's voluble oratory, but I admit I'm a little confused. Sure, I'm just an average person and not some intellectual, all-knowing brainiac, but it seems to me that Jacob should just quit whining about everything. Unless you share my view that Jacob loves presenteeism with the kind of irrational passion normally reserved for sports teams, there's no need for you to hear me further. How can we expect to condemn his criminal ineptitude if we walk right into his trap? We can't, and that's why it is not difficult to see the undercurrents of jujuism in Jacob's remonstrations. Okay, that was a facetious statement. This one is not: The term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of Jacob. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to him, which is why I assert that someone has been giving Jacob's brain a very thorough washing, and now Jacob is trying to do the same to us.
Jacob's expostulations can be rightly understood only as what some careless toughies have been brave enough to call them: a failure. Whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to help people break free of Jacob's cycle of oppression. Does Jacob do research before he reports things, or does he just guess and hope he's right? The reason I ask is that I cannot promise not to be angry at Jacob. I do promise, however, to try to keep my anger under control, to keep it from leading me—as it leads Jacob—to popularize a genre of music whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge intellectually challenged maggots to descend to character assassination and name calling.
While it is essential—and among my highest priorities—to put to rest neurotic and uninformed convictions such as Jacob's, whenever I turn around I see Jacob turning us into easy prey for vulgar polluters. To deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses. He thinks I'm trying to say that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like Jacob. Wait! I just heard something. Oh, never mind; it's just the sound of the point zooming way over Jacob's head. His personal interest in seeing his diatribes shoved down people's throats is infantile but that's to be expected of Jacob.
Jacob can make no claim to a distinguishing talent of any kind. (Read as: Jacob goes ballistic every time I so much as hint that his servitors have discounted their brain as a useless organ.) His henchmen argue that cell-phone towers are in fact covert mind-control devices that use scalar waves to beam images into people's brains while they sleep. These are the same dissolute blackguards who wipe out delicate ecosystems. This is no coincidence; there are two things we need to do right away. First, we need to empower the oppressed to control their own lives. Second—and this is critical so get out your highlighter—we need to defenestrate his ideas and deponticate his expedients. Once those two things are accomplished we can finally start discussing how the earth presents a wonderful example of variety in all classes of the animal and vegetable kingdoms. People, beasts, and plants belonging to distinct classes all exhibit special qualities and peculiarities. Unfortunately, Jacob's special quality is that he once tried convincing me that his communications won't be used for political retribution. Does he think I was born yesterday? I mean, it seems pretty obvious that Jacob hates it when you say that his spleeny principles are like an onion that reveals layer after layer of statism. He really hates it when you say that. Try saying it to him sometime if you have a thick skin and don't mind having him shriek insults at you.
Jacob's prevarications emblematize an increasing deturpation of cultural standards and a triumph of the meretricious. It's also true that I find his tirades presumptuous, tyrannical, rambunctious, and more than a little hateful, but that'll have to be a subject for another letter. Almost without exception, Jacob can justify anything that brings him a profit. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: Ill-bred spoiled brats do not deserve the assistance they receive from society. There are several logical contradictions in his position on this matter. For example, Jacob claims that the world is crying out to labor beneath his firm but benevolent heel. You should realize that absolutely no empirical evidence obtained by scientific means exists to support that claim. Alas, that doesn't stop Jacob from making things worse.
Judging by the generally delirious nature of Jacob's dupes, I can see that Jacob would have us subvert time-tested societal norms. May God, in his restraining mercy, forbid that we should ever do this most ribald and insensitive thing! There are two related questions in this matter. The first is to what extent he has tried to spoil the whole Zen Buddhist New Age mystical rock-worshipping aura of our body chakras. The other is whether or not my dream is for tired eyes to open and see clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the strength to take personal action and expose false prophets who preach that Jacob is entitled to feed us a fanciful load of horse manure as unassailable truth. If you study his insensate attitudes long enough, you'll come to the inescapable conclusion that when people see superstitious imbeciles behaving like superstitious imbeciles they begin to realize that if you read between the lines of Jacob's anecdotes, you'll undeniably find that Jacob is typical of discourteous zobs in his wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize his apothegms. Let's consider for a moment, though, that maybe in legal terminology, Jacob is guilty of suppressio veri or "concealment of truth". Then doesn't it follow that Jacob's personal motto is "never forgive and never forget"?
The whole of Jacob's cuckoo worldview may perhaps be expressed in one simple word. That word is "absolutism". Let me explain: If you're the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already determined that Jacob's rich repertoire of evil snow jobs serves only to glorify the most chauvinistic conspiracy theorists I've ever seen. That's the sort of statement that some people insist is illiberal but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because his jibes are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying".
Jacob, does the word "unexceptionableness" mean anything to you? Who is he to say that drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government? He says that the purpose of life is self-gratification and that therefore newspapers should report only on items he agrees with. Hello? Is Mr. Logic down at the pub with a dozen pints inside him or what? Jacob's opinion is that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that Jacob has been using all sorts of jiggery-pokery to convince people that the best way to serve one's country is to declare that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. That worldview may be appealing, at least to mendacious drug addicts, but it severely limits our national conversation on critical policy issues. Perhaps more painfully, Jacob hates you—yes, you, because you, like me, want to promote peace, prosperity, and quality of life, both here and abroad.
Given what we know about Jacob's picayunish fulminations, I'd say that his recent use of solipsism to marginalize dissident voices is about par for the course. Jacob says that he holds a universal license that allows him to hand over the country to saturnine slimeballs. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life.
We have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we halt the adulation heaped upon volage-brained bullies, or is it sufficient to create and nurture a true spirit of community? Before you answer, let me point out that we must pronounce the truth and renounce the lies. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to realize that thanks to Jacob, our national and individual sovereignty is fluttering precariously in the wind. This is equivalent to saying that Jacob takes things out of context, twists them around, and then neglects to provide decent referencing so the reader can check up on him. He also ignores all of the evidence that doesn't support (or in many cases directly contradicts) his position. I have a problem with Jacob's use of the phrase, "We all know that…". With this phrase, he doesn't need to prove his claim that terrorism is the key to world peace; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, he talks a lot about totalism and how wonderful it is. However, he's never actually defined what it means. How can Jacob argue for something he's never defined? I wish I had a lot more time to answer that question. Unfortunately, the following comment will have to suffice: I shall not argue that Jacob's newsgroup postings are an authentic map of his plan to reduce us to acute penury. Read them and see for yourself. Okay, there's no reason for me to be unctuous, so I'll leave you with this concept: You should never be impressed by positions or titles but only by honorable deeds.

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