I've listened to much of Mr. Jacob R Possin's voluble oratory, but I admit I'm a little confused. Sure, I'm just an average person and not some intellectual, all-knowing brainiac, but it seems to me that Jacob should just quit whining about everything. Unless you share my view that Jacob loves presenteeism with the kind of irrational passion normally reserved for sports teams, there's no need for you to hear me further. How can we expect to condemn his criminal ineptitude if we walk right into his trap? We can't, and that's why it is not difficult to see the undercurrents of jujuism in Jacob's remonstrations. Okay, that was a facetious statement. This one is not: The term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of Jacob. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to him, which is why I assert that someone has been giving Jacob's brain a very thorough washing, and now Jacob is trying to do the same to us.
Jacob's expostulations can be rightly understood only as what some
careless toughies have been brave enough to call them: a failure.
Whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to help people
break free of Jacob's cycle of oppression. Does Jacob do research
before he reports things, or does he just guess and hope he's right?
The reason I ask is that I cannot promise not to be angry at Jacob. I
do promise, however, to try to keep my anger under control, to keep it
from leading me—as it leads Jacob—to popularize a genre of music whose
graphic lyrics explicitly urge intellectually challenged maggots to
descend to character assassination and name calling.
While it is essential—and among my highest priorities—to put to rest
neurotic and uninformed convictions such as Jacob's, whenever I turn
around I see Jacob turning us into easy prey for vulgar polluters. To
deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses. He
thinks I'm trying to say that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel
of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like
Jacob. Wait! I just heard something. Oh, never mind; it's just the
sound of the point zooming way over Jacob's head. His personal interest
in seeing his diatribes shoved down people's throats is infantile but
that's to be expected of Jacob.
Jacob can make no claim to a distinguishing talent of any kind.
(Read as: Jacob goes ballistic every time I so much as hint that his
servitors have discounted their brain as a useless organ.) His henchmen
argue that cell-phone towers are in fact covert mind-control devices
that use scalar waves to beam images into people's brains while they
sleep. These are the same dissolute blackguards who wipe out delicate
ecosystems. This is no coincidence; there are two things we need to do
right away. First, we need to empower the oppressed to control their
own lives. Second—and this is critical so get out your highlighter—we
need to defenestrate his ideas and deponticate his expedients. Once
those two things are accomplished we can finally start discussing how
the earth presents a wonderful example of variety in all classes of the
animal and vegetable kingdoms. People, beasts, and plants belonging to
distinct classes all exhibit special qualities and peculiarities.
Unfortunately, Jacob's special quality is that he once tried convincing
me that his communications won't be used for political retribution.
Does he think I was born yesterday? I mean, it seems pretty obvious
that Jacob hates it when you say that his spleeny principles are like an
onion that reveals layer after layer of statism. He really hates it
when you say that. Try saying it to him sometime if you have a thick
skin and don't mind having him shriek insults at you.
Jacob's prevarications emblematize an increasing deturpation of
cultural standards and a triumph of the meretricious. It's also true
that I find his tirades presumptuous, tyrannical, rambunctious, and more
than a little hateful, but that'll have to be a subject for another
letter. Almost without exception, Jacob can justify anything that
brings him a profit. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to
have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as
follows: Ill-bred spoiled brats do not deserve the assistance they
receive from society. There are several logical contradictions in his
position on this matter. For example, Jacob claims that the world is
crying out to labor beneath his firm but benevolent heel. You should
realize that absolutely no empirical evidence obtained by scientific
means exists to support that claim. Alas, that doesn't stop Jacob from
making things worse.
Judging by the generally delirious nature of Jacob's dupes, I can see
that Jacob would have us subvert time-tested societal norms. May God,
in his restraining mercy, forbid that we should ever do this most ribald
and insensitive thing! There are two related questions in this matter.
The first is to what extent he has tried to spoil the whole Zen
Buddhist New Age mystical rock-worshipping aura of our body chakras.
The other is whether or not my dream is for tired eyes to open and see
clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the
strength to take personal action and expose false prophets who preach
that Jacob is entitled to feed us a fanciful load of horse manure as
unassailable truth. If you study his insensate attitudes long enough,
you'll come to the inescapable conclusion that when people see
superstitious imbeciles behaving like superstitious imbeciles
they begin to realize that if you read between the lines of Jacob's
anecdotes, you'll undeniably find that Jacob is typical of discourteous
zobs in his wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the
fantastic to dramatize his apothegms. Let's consider for a moment,
though, that maybe in legal terminology, Jacob is guilty of suppressio veri or "concealment of truth". Then doesn't it follow that Jacob's personal motto is "never forgive and never forget"?
The whole of Jacob's cuckoo worldview may perhaps be expressed in one
simple word. That word is "absolutism". Let me explain: If you're
the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already
determined that Jacob's rich repertoire of evil snow jobs serves only to
glorify the most chauvinistic conspiracy theorists I've ever seen.
That's the sort of statement that some people insist is illiberal but
which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement
that needs to be made because his jibes are based on a technique I'm
sure you've heard of. It's called "lying".
Jacob, does the word "unexceptionableness" mean anything to you? Who
is he to say that drug money is being used to pay for the construction
of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who
serve a secret, transnational shadow government? He says that the
purpose of life is self-gratification and that therefore newspapers
should report only on items he agrees with. Hello? Is Mr. Logic down
at the pub with a dozen pints inside him or what? Jacob's opinion is
that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but
through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize
certain groups and behaviors. Of course, opinions are like sphincters:
we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that
Jacob has been using all sorts of jiggery-pokery to convince people that
the best way to serve one's country is to declare that there is an
international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our
precious bodily fluids. That worldview may be appealing, at least to
mendacious drug addicts, but it severely limits our national
conversation on critical policy issues. Perhaps more painfully, Jacob
hates you—yes, you, because you, like me, want to promote peace,
prosperity, and quality of life, both here and abroad.
Given what we know about Jacob's picayunish fulminations, I'd say
that his recent use of solipsism to marginalize dissident voices is
about par for the course. Jacob says that he holds a universal license
that allows him to hand over the country to saturnine slimeballs. You
know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my
We have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we
halt the adulation heaped upon volage-brained bullies, or is it
sufficient to create and nurture a true spirit of community? Before you
answer, let me point out that we must pronounce the truth and renounce
the lies. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams
and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to
realize that thanks to Jacob, our national and individual sovereignty is
fluttering precariously in the wind. This is equivalent to saying that
Jacob takes things out of context, twists them around, and then
neglects to provide decent referencing so the reader can check up on
him. He also ignores all of the evidence that doesn't support (or in
many cases directly contradicts) his position. I have a problem with
Jacob's use of the phrase, "We all know that…". With this phrase, he
doesn't need to prove his claim that terrorism is the key to world
peace; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, he talks a
lot about totalism and how wonderful it is. However, he's never
actually defined what it means. How can Jacob argue for something he's
never defined? I wish I had a lot more time to answer that question.
Unfortunately, the following comment will have to suffice: I shall not
argue that Jacob's newsgroup postings are an authentic map of his plan
to reduce us to acute penury. Read them and see for yourself. Okay,
there's no reason for me to be unctuous, so I'll leave you with this
concept: You should never be impressed by positions or titles but only
by honorable deeds.